A fine romance, with no kisses.A fine romance, my friend, this is.We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes.But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.A fine romance, you won't nestle.A fine romance, you won't wrestle.I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants.I never had the chance.This is a fine romance. A fine romance, my good fellow.You take romance. I'll take jello.You calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean.At least they flap their fins to express emotion.A fine romance, with no quarrels,With no insults, and all the morals.You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France.I never get the chance.This is a fine romance.A fine romance, with no kisses.A fine romance, my friend, this is.True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has.We don't have half the thrills that The March of Time has.A fine romance, with no clinches.A fine romance, with no pinches.You never give the orchids I send a glance.No, you like cactus plants.This is a fine romance.
Lyrics by Ray Anthony
(Theme) Smoke Rings (Fades) A Foggy Day Aftermath [Instrumental] [Instrumental] Again All of a Sudden [Instrumental] Amapola An Affair to Remember Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In At Last At Last [From Sun Valley Serenade] Autumn Leaves Autumn Leaves (Les Feuilles Mortes) Begin the Beguine Bermuda Blue Moon Blue Tango Body and Soul But Not for Me Bye Bye Blackbird Can Anyone Explain No No No Can Anyone Explain? Can Anyone Explain? (No, No, No!) Can Anyone Explaine? (No, No, No) Chattanooga Choo Choo Dancing in the Dark Dancing in the Dark [From The Band Wagon] Day by Day Deep Night Deep Purple Dinah Easy to Love Embraceable You Goodnight Irene [Instrumental] Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas How Deep Is the Ocean? How High the Moon How Long Has This Been Going On? I Believe I Cant Believe That Your in Love with Me I Cried for You I Let a Song Go Out of My Heart I Only Have Eyes for You I Understand If I Had You In a Little Spanish Town It Had to Be You It Might as Well Be Spring Jeepers Creepers Jeepers Creepers [*] Just Friends La Paloma (The Dove) [Instrumental] Laura Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Like Someone in Love Little Things Mean a Lot Love Me or Leave Me Love Walked In Lucretia MacEvil Lullaby of Birdland Macarena [Instrumental] Marilyn Melody of Love Mood Indigo Moonglow Moonlight Serenade My Foolish Heart My Reverie Nevertheless New York, New York [Foxtrot Medley] Nice Work If You Can Get It O Mein Papa O Mein Papa [From Fireworks] On the Sunny Side of the Street Opus #1 [Instrumental] Over the Rainbow Pennies from Heaven Peter Gunn Pick Yourself Up Polka Dots and Moonbeams Ray Anthony Medley, No. 1: Always/I Love You Truly... Rose Room Ruby Serenade in Blue Sing Sing Sing Sing, Sing, Sing Singing in the Rain Skylark Sleepy Time Gal Smoke Rings Smoke Rings (Fades) Closing Announcement by Marvin... Snowbird Solitude Someone to Watch over Me Spaghetti Rag [Instrumental] Spinning Wheel St. Louis Blues St. Louis Blues - March St. Louis Blues March Stairway to the Stars Stardust Stars Fell on Alabama Strangers in the Night Street of Dreams Sweet and Lovely Thanks for the Memory That Old Black Magic The Christmas Song The Girl from Ipanema The More I See You The Nearness of You The Quiet Storm [Instrumental] [Instrumental] The Way We Were These Foolish Things Too Marvelous for Words Toot, Toot, Tootsie, Goodbye Try a Little Tenderness Wedding Samba [Instrumental] Where or When You Are Too Beautiful You Go to My Head You Make Me Feel So Young You Stepped out of a Dream You Were Meant for Me