Shuffleboard the afternoon away for twonThe taste of plastic in my smilenAnd I can suffer if you really want me tonFor a parable that's worth your whilenn'Cause your life story about youn'Cause I just can't relatenBut I've no reason to doubt younIt's greatnnLay your head here on my breast 'cause I have foodnPut your cookies in my milknThis metaphor is just a door that you walk throughnAround the campfire; it was latenn'Cause your life story about youn'Cause I just can't relatenBut I've no reason to doubt younIt's greatnnShuffleboard the afternoon away for twonThe taste of plastic in my smilenAnd I can suffer if you really want me tonFor a parable that's worth your while