If you were a Cherokee, I might have reservationsnI'm in love with the paleness of your skinnIf you were a spaceman, I'd be jealous of your spaceshipnIt would be so intimidatingnnIf you were the Queen of Rome, I'd want to move to Rome and,nWouldn't that be ro-man-tic?nIf you were the principal, then I would stab the teachernI want to be in your detentionnnSober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!nAlcoholic (x3)nnIf you were a loan-shark, I would never re-pay you nI would want you to break my legsnIf you were the bartender, I'd catch on pretty quicklynYou were putting something in my ginnnSober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!nAlcoholic (x3)nnYou want a piece of me, I want a piece of younI got the peace of mind to see what you can donAct right now, supplies are running, last call is coming fastnnIf you were a fireman, I'd pull every fire-alarmnJust to watch you drive up the drive-waynIf you were the worst rockstar to ever grace the planet,nI'd travel all over just to watch you playnnSober as I throw my woo's but girl, if you were booze, I'd be an alcoholic!nAlcoholic (x3)nnI'd be an alcoholic...(x4)