Now I'm a jack-of-all-trades, as busy as a bee
Should anything need fixing, just get in touch with me
If your water cisterns frozen, or the babys face turns blue
Ring me on the telephone, 'cause I know what to do
They call me Andy, George Andy, Andy the handy man
My job is dandy, dandy, I do the best I can
I'm always at your service, you may depend
And don't forget its never too late to mend
As an artist I draw faces, my profiles are divine,
But when it comes to figures, that's where I'm not so fine
A girl told me last night, I didn't know where to draw the line
Oh, it comes in handy being a handy man
Now in the park one morning, a bulldog I did see
I fairly stood and shivered when it came and sniffed at me
I didn't even move when it mistook me for a tree
Oh, it comes in handy being a handy man
They call me Andy, George Andy, Andy the handy man
My job is dandy, dandy, I do the best I can
I'm always at your service, you may depend
And don't forget its never too late to mend
A baby once was christened, the parson said well, well
He isn't like his mother or his father you can tell
Who does the child remind you of? And the choir began to yell,
Oh, it comes in handy being a handy man
A girl gave me a gold watch, I said its rather light
Its got no works inside it, now surely that's not right
She said now don't you worry, Ill give you the works tonight
Oh, it comes in handy being a handy man
Additional couplet
I went to mend a bath once, imagine my surprise,
When the outline of a female inside the bath I spies
I thought Id better make quite sure, but the soap got in my eyes
Oh, it comes in handy being a handy man
Andy the Handy Man
George Formby
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Lyrics by George Formby
A Farmer's Boy A Lad From Lancashire Andy the Handy Man [From Much Too Shy] Auntie Maggie's Remedy Aunty Maggies Homemade Remedy Bell Bottom George Biceps, Muscle And Brawn Blackpool Rock (With My Little Stick Of) Chinese Laundry Blues Do De O Do Guarding the Home of the Home Guards Happy Go Lucky Me Happy Go Lucky Me [From the Time of Your Life] Hindoo Man I'd Do It With A Smile I'm Shy Imagine Me in the Maginot Line Keep Your Seats Please Leaning On A Lamp-Post Noughts And Crosses Riding in the TT Races Talking To The Moon About You The Emperor Of Lancashire The Lad from Lancashire They Laughed When I Started To Play When I'm Cleaning Windows With My Little Stick of Blackpool Rock With My Little Ukelele In My Hand You're Everything To Me
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