EVIL ED
I'm that guy you see in every horror flick.
You may not remember me, I come and go too quick.
You wouldn't know my name,
I hardly ever speak a line.
If the hero kills a hundred demons,
I'd be the forgettable number thirty nine.
'Cuz I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.
I'm a threat to no one, the other deadites make fun...
EVIL CHERYL
YOU SUCK!
EVIL ED
Of me. Evil Eddie.
Oh The bit part demon.
ANNIE
But don't you see Ed? We've been listening to you talk for the past two minutes. You've said a whole lot just now. Just you! Aw, you're not a bit part demon anymore. You're a lead player. A star!
EVIL ED
You're right! Now I see that this trend has been disrupted.
I've said more than five words without being interrupted! I'm a
bit part no more! My character's at a swing!
And now its time for this demon to sing, sing sing! Ahhhh....
(gunshot) Oh!
ASH
Now you'll have a bit part; in hell.