Now keep this to yourself butnMy love plays games with menI don't mean gin or monopolynStrings me along like some pet animal or othernnWhy do I play her gamenWhen she can't even remember my namenWish I could whistle like the Big Sleep's famous lovernnHey there, bogartnCould you help me outnTalk to be bogartnWhat is it all aboutnHey there bogartnProud and brave and strongnTalk to me bogartnWhat did I do wrongnHelp me bogartnIf time and space allownTalk to me bogartnWhat would you do nownnI have to tell you 'bout ChucknHe's indestructiblenWell he is six and one half feet tallnAnd he's witty and pretty and all american, I'm afraidnnShe thinks that he's so smartnShe doesn't know that she's breaking my heartnWhich I could wrastle like Hollywood's favourite renegadennHey there, bogartnCould you help me outnTalk to be bogartnWhat is it all aboutnHey there bogartnProud and brave and strongnTalk to me bogartnWhat did I do wrongnHelp me bogartnIf time and space allownTalk to me bogartnWhat would you do nownnWhat did I do wrong help me bogartnIf time and space allownTalk to me bogartnWhat would you do now.