Dick Cheney is two Twinkies away from a heart attack.nRush Limbaugh is hopped up on drugs and just way too fat.nArnold is illegal, and Bush 2 has run out of timenbut my friends on the right, you need not worry now!nWho better to lead you,than a proven war hero,na self made man, a real go getter.nHe can find the terrorists and make them quiver at his feet.nCobra Commander for president.nThis is a choice you will not regret.nCobra Commander for president.