Yo DJ emo Push the muthafuckin button
What button you talkin about?
Bitch, you know the muthafuckin button
you push it everyday, big ol' round blue thang.
Nigga you crazy.
(Fart)
Look nigga my eyes are watering.
My ass is talking. I don't know that im doing
you hurry up and push that button before I get
pissed off nigga push the button.
Alrite nigga I got the button.
Yippee ya yo muthafuckas
this is Shawny Dryhump(?) From a long hard night.
Oh shit, oh shit, oooh shit
and here I go
Heres a little story on why I like it dry
when my daddy showed me this it made me wanna cry
I was only 5 and he was really drunk
mommy had just left him so he crawled into my bunk
he said Give it to me or else ill kill your mom (mommy)
im so glad I did it 'cause baby, it's the bomb.
My virgin asshole, oooaaah fuck yeah daddy
now im all grown with hair all on my sack
and all I ever think about is men up in my crack
jizzin in my hole and when I felt a fart (stinky)
I love it when my boyfriend licks it up, spread the cheeks apart.
Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video.
Oh Oh Eee come on baby give me that meat oh oh eee
oh oh Eee come on baby give me that meat (give me that meat you little bitch)
oh oh eee (give me that sweet meat)
Says who.
Little nigga ?? Couldnt make it today.
So me and shawn are feelin, we'd like to say Hey!
?? a little bitch,
well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my battalion.
he might be short but the bastard can wrestle.
he rips my clothes off and pins me in the asshole.
Ooh shit, oh me, oh my!
remember when that faggot squirted yogurt in your eye.
Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs.
My asshole bled all over your favorite underwear.
Haha he haha ho
god damnit, shit could I go for a blow!
I really have a craving for some stinky man chowda
put it in my stinky star, I swear ill scream louda.
Will do
All you men from front to back
wave your hands and get down on your knees
drop your pants and slap that ass
anal sex, yes please!
All you men from front to back
wave your hands and get down on your knees
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
And again y'all
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, get it boys slap it, spank it, grease it up
All together now,
Get it (for me) , slap it (for me), spank it (for me dawg) , grease it up
Get it. Get it boy
Hey, hey yall niggas better step back
alrite , this is chris-a-licious up in this house (get it boy)
this house!(You get that boy) Holla!
so step the fuck back 'cause yall niggas are wack (Booyah!)
Im not gay but my boyfriend is.
Hes a buff ass nigger with sum tasty ass jizz.
I like you sweet ass, rub it on my face,
and when I say sweet I meant sweet to the taste.
A nasty nigga with anal on my mind.
I'll impress you with my dancing then ill sneak up from behind.
Ill give you a stick, and you wont turn back.
'cause all you girls vaginas are crazy smelly wack.
So Get it, slap it, spank it, and grease it up.
'cause baby I aint kidding when I say, when I say,
when I say, I wanna fuck!
My rod of pleasure will probe your insides.
I'll rob you of your dignity but you wont run and hide.
So come inside, take a suckle of my forest,
or step back hetero and make room for the chorus.
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
All together now
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up
grease it up, grease that shit up you silly bitch.
You better give me that fat cock. Aaahhh
Crap Rap
Saosin
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Lyrics by Saosin
3Rd Measurement In C 3rd Measurement In C (Piano Version) Along the Shadow of Man Baby Girl Baby Girl Bury Me Bury Your Head Bury Your Head [Acoustic] Changing changing 1 Collapse Come Close Control and The Urge to Pray Curl Up And Die (track 4) Deep Down Finding Home FireFlies Fireflies (Light Messengers) Follow and Feel Hopeless Believing I Can Tell There Was An Accident Here Earlier I Have Become What I've Always Hated I Keep My Secrets Safe I Never Wanted To I Wanna Hear Another Fast Song I've been dying to reach you Ideology Is Theft Illusion & Control Is This Real It's Far Better To Learn It's So Simple It's Far Better To Learn It's So Simple Ive Become What Ive always hated Keep Secrets Let Go Control Lost Symphonies Love Maker Love Makers (Acoustic) Mookie's Last Christmas Move Slow New Angel No Angel No Angel (Demo 2005) No Angel/Hopeless Believing Nothing Is What It Seems Nothing Is What It Seems (Without You) On My Own Penelope Plays Pretty For Baby Rap Party Say Goodbye Second Guesses SHh Show Me Yo Booty Hole Sleepers Some Sense of Security Sore Distress The Alarming Sound Of A Still Small Voice The Silver String The Worst of Me They Perch On Their Stilts Pointing And Daring Me ... They Perched on Their Stilts, Pointing and Daring ... Time After Time Translating The Name Untitled Track Five Untitled Track One Uphill Battle Voices What Can't You See What Were We Made For What Were We Made For? Why Can't You See Why Can't You See? Why Can't You See You Never Noticed Me You're No Angel You're Not Alone
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