The power of the pussy is un-fucking-believablenEspecially when these heathen hoes be feeding their egosnShooting us down like they were doing some free throwsnIt’s curious when guys treat girls like they’re herosnIt tends to happen when their bank account has more zerosnAnd yet I was in love oncenAnd love punched me in the facenKicked me in the nutsnLeft me on the ground drowning in my own blood.nSo excuse me if I sound a little sarcasticnCupid got his ass kicked after that happenednSat down and had a little chat with the bastard nAnd said look bitch, n“I know people that know people that kill people.nAnd we can make it look like it wasn’t illegal.”nLeave you in the hills where the hillbillies stay.nThey eat little people like you up there ok?nshove an apple in your mouth, roast you over hay.nI ain’t playin’ little man we can go today.nHe shook his head and said,n“look I don’t make the rules I’m sorry,nI just got the tools, I’m just doing my jobnIf you want to change the rules man talk to god.nBut I can tell you one thing.nHave more women then you ever could have dreamed.nI swear to god man you’ll be living like a king.nIt’s simple just listen to the song that I sing.nTalk to me come on walk with menWe got a lot to see I want to offer theenA little kiss, a little bit of mysterynA little bliss and we can make historynI wanna dancenI wanna pull of your pa…nI mean romancenI wanna kiss your handsnI wanna fu… uh… nI just wanna love you girlnI wanna hugnI wanna cuddle girl.nnnBack in the days it was all fun and gamesnIt was sunny days and passionate nightsnWe’d get mad and have passionate fightsnAnd then the grudge fuck, yeah.nThe make up sex.nBecause love sucks, we gotta make the bestnAnd the best stress reliever is a big ol’ chestnDouble D’s and whatever troubled me leftnAnd I know you girls are thinkingnoh man, what a pervert I’m so glad my man ain’t like younOh he is too, he was at rick’s on Tuesday till two.nPractically had to drag him out the champagne roomnWith cupid and two strippers doing their best to him.nBut cupid ain’t stupid he had a plan to use.nGet us both liquored up, stumbling drunknShoved his 9 in our face, tied us both up. What the fuck?nHe said, “ohh, you tried to play me homie?nI’m an OG, I should be your ass for the fun of it.nLeave you in the ocean with the sharks and the sunken ships.nI know god, why don’t you tell me what your working with.nBut I know I know, you just trying to save face.nGirl broke your heart, now you play the blame game.nIf I were in your shoes I’d probably do the same thing.nBut next time remember the song that I singn nnTalk to me come on walk with menWe got a lot to see I want to offer theenA little kiss, a little bit of mysterynA little bliss and we can make historynI wanna dancenI wanna pull of your pa…nI mean romancenI wanna kiss your handsnI wanna fu… uh… nI just wanna love you girlnI wanna hugnI wanna cuddle girl (x2)