I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny RogersnI pull tricks for a fix and tonight nI got flows for hos with low self esteem and,nMore for those swallow protein.nThe kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and,nPays the rent inch after inch,nBut now I get fly with lyricsnWhile you guys be on some queer shit.nnCheck out the way I take a mark for all that he's got and a whole lot morenCause when your drawers hit your anklesnI untake the shank out my sock and take the bank roll.nOh shit you just got lit by an illegitimate kid out the orphanage run and shit.nnI'm cumin with styles you can't handle smoother nThan the velvet that was hanging from my mantle.nSo light a candle and praise yo' LordnMickey Avalon's some shit you can afford.nnAll up on the scenenDipped in VaselinenIn a mask and jeansnGirl I'll smash your dreamsnAll up on the scenenDipped in VaselinenIn a mask and jeans girlnnI'm a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meetnIf you want to partynGet my number and call menFrom dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot CharlienWhen you got some money then come and get yo' jolliesnA Quarantine in this California dreamnAll up on the scene dipped in VaselinenMy foster parents told me that I could benAnything I wanted to so I became menMickey Avalon the kid who runs freenServing sucker mcs and getting paid for my deliverynI freak beats that stain yo silk sheetsnFilthy on the mike like Lenny Bruce used to benThey had brooster in the pantry,nHowlin' like a banshee andnEven when I'm wearin' panties I stay manlynnAll up on the scenenDipped in VaselinenIn a mask and jeansnGirl I'll smash your dreamsnAll up on the scenenDipped in VaselinenIn a mask and jeans girlnnIn the Hollywood hills,nSwallowing pills,nTipsy off scotch whiskey,nSniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills.nI toast mimosas from coast to coast,nIn penthouse suitsnWith out any clothes.nI used to stroll to avid holes in my shoesnBut now I fly first class andnBask in sun tanning booths.nHustling gay dude for Quaalude's,nOut by the pool,nIn a baby blue bathing suit.nWaiting for Jesus to bring the juice.nI was paying dues while you was playing in school.nI took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips.nHere's an autographed picture for yo little sis.nMy days of turning tricks are behind me,nUnless you got the time to wine and dine me.nnAll up on the scenenDipped in VaselinenIn a mask and jeansnGirl I'll smash your dreamsnAll up on the scenenDipped in VaselinenIn a mask and jeans girlnnAll up on the scenenDipped in VaselinenIn a mask and jeansnGirl I'll smash your dreamsnAll up on the scenenDipped in VaselinenIn a mask and jeans girl