Baby, take my car keys and put 'em in your pocketnLord knows I got no business with themnI've been nursin' half a beer for half an hournThe whole room's spinnin'nnMy brain is actin' fuzzy but the vertigo I'm feelin'nGot nothin' to do with inebriationnThat kiss that you just handed me, girlnIt's a staggerin' revelationnnBaby, I never drank that muchnTo get this high I must be drunk on lovennI've been down on my knees before the porcelain thronenSufferin' the wrath of the God of TequilanAfter dancin' on a bar, doin' my very bestnCowboy ballerinannBaby, I never drank that muchnTo get this high I must be drunk on lovenBaby, I'm flyin' on a stone cold rushnTo get this high I must be drunk on lovennI built a pyramid of beer cans on a bar top in AustinnLaid to rest in 'em like some ancient EgyptiannI can see well enough to know, babynI'm gonna need a interventionnnI never drank that muchnTo get this high I must be drunk on lovenBaby, I'm flyin' on a stone cold rushnTo get this high I must be drunk on lovenTo get this high I must be drunk on lovennDrunk on lovenDrunk on love