Dry County
Trent Willmon

Jesus turned the water into wine

So it seems to me it shouldn't be a crime

But there's a way of thinking around here

That astounds me

You can work all day in the summer sweat

And go down to the store to get your vessel wet

But a Dr. Pepper's all you're gonna get

Sorry, it's a dry county

But if you take a right off the 35

Just across the county line

There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress

Smiling at me

If I stay and hang around here

Keep begging my buddies for bootleg beer

My dreams might wither up and die around me

It's a dry county

It ain't rained around here in so damn long

You can see it when an old timer tells a joke

You don't smile, you just keep playing dominoes

And drink your coffee

30 miles to the east it's a lot more green

And they got more green for the football team

Around here we ain't seen a winning streak since the 80s

It's a dry county

But if you take a right off the 35

Just across that county line

There's a neon sign and a cute little waitress

Smiling at me

If I stay and hang around here

Keep begging my buddies for bootleg beer

My dreams might wither up and die around me

It's a dry county

Last time I took Betty to the drive-in

I couldn't even talk her into a little kiss

You couldn't loosen her up

With a whole can of WD40

But if you take a right off the 35

Just across that county line

And there's a neon sign and a cute little waitress

Smiling at me

I can't stay and hang around here

Waste away the best of my years

So goodbye all, promise I'll call

I had about all of this dry county

It's a dry county


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