Earl
Earl Sweatshirt

[Earl Sweatshirt]

Yo,

I'm a hot and bothered astronaut.

Crashing while jacking off

To buffering vids of Asher Roth

Eattin' apple sauce.

Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws.

And knock blunt ashes into their caskets

And laugh it off.

Twisted sicker than mad cattle

In fact I'm off.

Six different liqours

With a Prince wig plastered on.

Stop screamin', bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed.

When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addicts arm.

Earl puts the 'ass' in assassin.

Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic.

Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat.

Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish.

It so happens that I'm so haphazardous.

I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook

And fucking cast the shit.

I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action.

And get a hall pass from this class-act shit.

How the fuck I fit a axe in a satchel?

Slip capsules in the glass, you dizzy rascal.

Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go.

In my room redefining the meaning of black holes.

Before I suck it up. But hurry,

I got nuts to bust, and butts to fuck, and ups to shut, and s***s to fucking uppercut.

It's of, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us.

Without a doubt,

A sure-fire way to get your mother fucked.

Asked for a couple bucks.

Shove a trumpet up her butt.

Play a song, invade her thong.

My dick is having guts for lunch,

As well as supper, then I rummage through her ruptured c***.

Found the mustard.

Fuckin' nosey neighbors notice something's up.

Whatcha doin'?

Nothin' much.

Would shout some other stuff.

Gotta fucking bounce.

Guess the bouncers had enough of us.


Fuck you doin'? Eat my dick! I'll eat your ass!

Fuck T in the ass, man

Ay, fuck you!

Fuck that nigga, man!


Get 'em off the pavement.

Whipe the dirt and vomit off.

Dopeboyz hatin' but them faggots is a lot of talk.

Cotton soft, pussy.

Them Odd niggas is molotov.

Cocktails fuckin' toss 'em into your apartment, dog.

Wolf Gang, we ain't barkin', nawh.

Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off.

Put 'em in carpet and watch 'em get auctioned off to Ace.

Tell Shakes daughter we're sorry but poppa's gone, bitch.


[Tyler, the Creator]

Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga.

Fuck them 2DopeBoyz, niggas.

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All,

Don't give a fuck, nigga.

Litter Life, nigga

Stay pop, nigga.

Earl, whaddup nigga?

Fuck Steve Harvey.


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  150 Molasses (Feat. Rza)   20 Wave Caps   2nd Freestyle (Feat. Mellowhype)   45   523   AM // Radio   AM \/\/ Radio   Assmilk (Feat. Tyler The Creator)   Balance   Between Friends   Blade   Brand New   Burgandy (Pharell)   Burgundy   Centurion   Centurion (feat. Vince Staples)   Chum   Chum (Single)   Cool   Couch   Dance With The Devil (Feat. Hodgy Beats & Tyler Th...   Dat Ass   Death Whistles   Deer Skin   Dna   Drop   Elimination Chamber (Feat. Action Bronson, Vince S...   End Of The Show (Outro)   EpaR   Faucet   Fck Your Compression   Fuck Your Compression   Grief   Grown Ups   Guild   Guild (feat. Mac Miller)   Hive   Hive (Feat. Casey Veggies & Vince Staples)   Hoarse   Home   Huey   I’m Not Real   Inside   Kill   Kill Em All   Knight   Knight (feat. Domo Genesis)   Luper   Mantra   Molasses   Molasses (feat. RZA)   Molliwopped   Mollywhopped   Moonlight   Nebraska Mm Vs Es   Off Top   Oldie   Oldies (Feat. Tyler The Creator)   One Take (Feat. Casey Veggies)   Orange Juice   Pick Of The Litter   Pidgeons   Pigeons   Pigeons (Feat. Tyler The Creator)   Pigions Featuring Wolf Haley   Pre   Quest Power   Quest/Power   Rats   Rusty   Sasquatch   Sasquatch (feat. Tyler, The Creator)   Solace   Stapleton   Sunday   Sunday (feat. Frank Ocean)   The Daily News (Feat. Action Bronson, Space Ghost ...   Thisniggaugly   Uncle Al   WakeUpFaggot   WHOA   Whoa (Feat. Tyler The Creator)   Whoa (feat. Tyler, The Creator)   Whoa (Single)   Wind In My Sails   Wool   Yacht Lash   Yatcht Lash (Feat. Riff Raff)

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