Have you ever met a girlnand you thought she was dope?nAnd you wanna buy her a popcornnand a medium coke?nBut when proximity's close,nyou close up shop and you choke.nTime to write thank you note tonto dear old dad for the cloak.nnShe's really cutenand her hair is luminescentnI fight the urge to smell her,ncuz you know she'd get to steppin'.nBut, to just observenfrom across the way.nIf I was working EB Gamesngirl, you would not pay.nnI'm nice, and I'm sweetnand I shower twice a week.nKids diggin' on my speakncuz I represent the geeks.nBut, I'm really hella coolnand I had sex before.nSo, don't fidget with your digitsnain't no textin' whore.nnWe'll I'm fallin',nand I can't get up.nGirl, I love you.nYeah, I got a crush.nI'm on mushroomsnand I lost my lunch.nand I don't think I can make it home alone.nnI stare at my shoesnand I look away.nCuz, I think you're kinda cute,nand I like your face.nOne day we might embrace.nand I'll have to have my bonernyou don't wanna do it doggy,nI'm a rebel and a loner.nnI'm a rap superstarnwith a mic in my hand.nBut, I can't talk to girls,nunless that girl is a fan.nBut, yo, I got a plan.nI love when it when it comes together.nWe'll get married and have babies,nand we'll all wear matching sweaters.nnYes, I'd do hernif I knew her.nThis is ???? my computernShe don't need another stalkernor intruder to persue hernShe don't need a guy like menwho's favorite movie's Starship TroopersnWhy don't you kill me, baby?nIt's because I am a loser.nnI'm a winner, just beginning tonroll up my sleeves.nRoll up next to menI can't breathe and I wheeze.nHi, my name is mc,nwhat's yours? That's great.nWant you in the worst way.nThis is our first date.nnWe'll I'm fallin',nand I can't get up.nGirl, I love you.nYeah, I got a crush.nI'm on mushroomsnand I lost my lunch.nand I don't think I can make it home alone.