F**k Everything
Jon LaJoie

Yo others rappers claim to not give a fuck

Well step aside bitches 'cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible

I don't give a fuck

About anything fuck everyone and fuck everything what

I don't give a fuck

I literally don't give a fuck about anything

I don't give fuck about motherfucking anything

People care about shit, I say fuck everything

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun

I don't need heat or vitamin D

And fuck toasters I don't need to cook my bread

And fuck coasters I use a little plate instead

And fuck roosters with your useless cock-a-doodle-doo

We invented alarm clocks we no longer need you

Don't give a fuck about chairs I prefer to stand

And fuck air conditioners I got a ceiling fan

And fuck the movie the fan starring Wesley Snipes

Demolitionmans the only Snipes movie I like

And fuck liking shit I don't even like the stuff that I like

Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like

Like tissues fuck 'em I blow my nose on the couch

And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth

Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch fuck my eyes

Fuck visual perception yo I'd rather be blind

And fuck time seconds are too short and minutes are a joke

And hours are way too long they should be half and hour at most

And fuck coasts don't give a fuck about where water meets land

And fuck boats just 'cause you float you think you're so fucking bad

And fuck jokes I don't need to be funny all the time

My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but

I don't give a fuck

About anything fuck everyone and fuck everything what

I don't give a fuck

I literally don't give a fuck about anything

Walked in to a coffee shop and ordered a cup

The girl said Small, medium or large?

I said Bitch I don't give a fuck

She said I can't process your order if you don't pick a size

I said Fine I'll take a large but I still don't give a fuck alright?

Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker

And I don't give a fuck about liquids either

They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place

Like human semen when I get it all over my face

I'm not gay I just don't give a fuck about straight sex

And fuck my dick I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead

Fuck biological functions

Fuck the human body

I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote

I'd call myself batyote and I'd fight crime at night

I know it's similar to batman but motherfuck copyright

I plagiarize all the time I do it every day

'Cause I'm on the right track baby I was born this way

And fuck birth entering the world of space and time is a bitch

Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick

Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way

Did I choose to not give a fuck about icecube trays

If I want ice I'll go to the fucking cornerstore and buy a bag

Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag

You know what fuck the word fuck I don't need to use it

I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

I don't give a chainsaw

About anything chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything what

I don't give a chainsaw

I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most

I wouldnt win 'cause I don't give a fuck about winning, yo

I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck so I do give a fuck

Wait, what?

I give a fuck

About everything I love everyone and care about everything what

I give a fuck

I literally care about every motherfucking thing

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