I hate to say it, Santanbut you're acting like a dick.nYou should give toys to everyone who's good and not just to your personal clique!nIf you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning,nI'll let you be my boyfriend all bearded, fat and horny, oh yeahnOh yeahnnWhat does Jesus have to do with you?nYou got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-DoonWhat do you have to do with Jesus?nYou've got as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis, oh yeahnnSo I don't think he's the son of GodnI think he was still a nice boynIf you ask yourself, what would Jesus do?nHe'd say, Give the Jew girl toys!nnGive the Jew girl toys!nGive the Jew girl toys!nDon't be a douche, what would Jesus do?nHe'd say, Give the Jew girl toys!nn[Speaking]nClaus. Claus. Is that German? Santa Klaus. Santa Klaus!nnYou made a list and I checked it twicenand there's nobody named Silverman or Moscowitz or WeissnWell you have a list? Well, Schindler did, toonLiam Neeson played him-- Tim Allen played you!nGive the Jew girl toys!nnDon't be a douche, what would Jesus do?nHe'd say, Give the Jew girl toys!nGive the Jew girl toys.
Lyrics by Sarah Silverman
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