She says I'm a beastnThey ought to kill me and put me out of her miserynJerkin' her around like a yo-yonLike Godzilla walking over TokyonPulling people out of windows and carsnEating them whole with out thinking twice firstnWell that's me I guess,nBut why don't you give it a rest?nnShe says a lot of things, I'm not surprisednSignificant others are inclined to improvisenFor example I'm the closit Don JuannBecause I chew on my ice and suck on my gumsnAnd I make eyes at all her friendsnThat irresistible pack of loose endsnI'm already guilty so I guess I'll confessnIf you would just give it a restnnAnd she says I'm a misogynistnA selfish elfish hedonistnThat's just a misinterpretationnI slip on my tongue and I get a gross exaggerationnI never said Velma and Louise wasn't gender bendingnDon't tell me Jesus was a woman I won't contestnYou're just incapable of feelingnSo you might as well give yourself a restnnI like woman but liquor is quickernI get down in the mouth and put my mind in the gutternAnd I can feel bottomless in a topless barnBecause where woman are degraded, I can't be farnYes, that fits me like a black eyenI'm the biggest mistake you'll ever denynA jerk, a piss ant and a scurvy insectnBut at least I loved you, so why won't you give it a rest