Today when I woke up
I took a good look in the mirror
Oh my god! She looks like crap
What the hell is wrong with her?
Oy, you! It's been forever
It's about time for a change
Okay, well, she might be right
It's about time for a revolution
[Chorus:]
She needs a haircut
Take some money and take the bus and go get a haircut
You need a haircut
Choose a bob or whatever
Better sooner than later
Get a haircut!
Ohhh...
Last night before I went to bed
I turned the tv on for some cnn
Oh my god! Everything looks bad
Lets come together and make a plan
[Chorus:]
We need a haircut
Take some money and take the bus and go get a haircut
You need a haircut
Choose a bob or whatever
Better sooner than later
Get a haircut!
How bout a trim? Maybe a fringe
If not a bob, a funky top,
How bout a stretch? Shave it all off
And make it match your other half
Make you look good, make you a catch
Get in the mood, forget the rest
Mess it all up, give it a toss
Blow me away, impress the boss
(Haircut! Haircut!)
Take the bus and go get a haircut
(Haircut! Haircut!)
Better sooner than later, get a haircut!