Call me morbid, call me palenI've spent six years on your trailnnSix full years nOn your trailnnCall me morbid, call me palenI've spent six years on your trailnnSix full years of my life on your trailnnAnd if you have five seconds to sparenI'll tell you the story of my life: nnSixteen, clumsy and shynI went to London and InnI booked myself in at the Y.W.C.AnI said: I like it here - can I stay?n(I like it here - can I stay?)nnI like it here - can I stay?n(I like it here - can I stay?)nnAnd do you have a vacancynfor a back-scrubber?nnShe was left behind, and sournAnd she wrote to me equally dournnShe said: In the days when you werenhopelessly poornI just liked you more...nnAnd if you have five seconds to sparenI'll tell you the story of my life:n nSixteen, clumsy and shynnI went to London and InI booked myself in at the Y.W.C.AnnI said: I like it here - can I stay?n(I like it here - can I stay?)nnI like it here - can I stay?n(I like it here - can I stay?)nnAnd do you have a vacancynfor a back-scrubber?nnCall me morbid, call me palenI've spent too long on your trailnnFar too longnchasing your tail