Harper Valley P.T.A.
Lynn Anderson

I wanna tell you all the story bout the Harper Valley widow wife

Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High

Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play

And she said mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley pta

Well the note said Mrs Johnson you're wearin' your dresses way too high

And it's reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild

And we don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way

And it was signed by the secretary Harper Valley pta

Well it happened that the pta was gonna meet that very afternoon

And they were sure surprised when Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room

And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say

She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley pta

Now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he asked me for a date

And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he's away

And Mr Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town

And shouldn't wodow Jones be told to keep

Her window shades all pulled completely down

Well Mr Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin

And when you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit

Well this is just a little Payton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way

The day my mama socket it to the Harper Valley pta

The day my mama socket it to the Harper Valley pta


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  (all My Friends Are Gonna Be) Strangers   (They Long to Be) Close to You   A Hundred Times Today   A Little Bit More   Abilene   Alabam   Alabam   All The King's Horses   All The King's Horses   All You Add Is Love   Another Lonely Night   Ask Any Woman   At The Time   Auctioneer   Be Quiet Mind   Be Quiet Mind   Bedtime Story   Beggars Can't Be Choosers   Beggars Can't Be Choosers   Best Kept Secret In Santa Fe   Big Girls Don't Cry   Big Girls Don't Cry   Blue Bayou   Come On Home   Come on Home   Cotton Jenny   Country Girl   Country Girl   Cry   Cry Cry Again   Crying   Danny's Song   Danny's Song   Dark Moon   Desperado   Ding A Ling The Christmas Bell   Ding-A-Ling The Christmas Bell   Dixieland You Will Never Die   Don't Leave The Leaving Up To Me   Don't Say Things You Don't Mean   Don't Wish Me Merry Christmas   Don't Leave The Leaving Up To Me   Don't Say Things You Don't Mean   Don't Wish Me Merry Christmas   Down In The Boondocks   Easy Lovin'   Everybody's Reaching Out For Someone   Everybody's Somebody's Fool   Everybody's Reaching Out For Someone   Everybody's Somebody's Fool   Everything's Falling In Place For Me And You   Faithless Love   Faithless Love [DVD]   Fancy   Fancy   Fickle Fortune   Flattery Will Get You Everywhere   Flower Of Love   Flying Machine   Foggy Mountain Breakdown [DVD][Instrumental]   Foggy Mountain Breakdown [Instrumental]   Fool Me   For The Good Times   Frosty The Snowman   Full House   Games People Play   Get Up Joseph   Good   Good   Happy Trails   Haunted House   Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas   Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (for the fi...   He Even Woke Me Up To Say Goodbye   He Turns It Into Love Again   He Worshipped Me   He'd Still Love Me   He'd Still Love Me   Heartbreak Hotel   Heavenly Sunshine   Heavenly Sunshine   Hello Darlin'   Hello Darlin'   Hello Darling   Help Me Make It Through The Night   Here Comes My Baby Back Again   Here I Go Again   Honey   Honey   Honey Come Back   Honey Come Back   How Can I Unlove You   Hundred Times Today   Husband Hunting   Husband Hunting   I Believe in Music   I Can Spot A Cheater   I Don't Wanna Play House   I Don't Want To Play House   I Don't Want To Play House   I Fall To Pieces   I Found You Just In Time   I Honestly Love You   I Keep Forgettin' That I Forgot About You   I Keep Forgettin' That I Forgot About You   I Live To Love You   I Love How You Love Me   I Might As Well Be Here Alone   I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus   I Still Belong To You   I Used To Know All Those Things   I Wish I Was A Little Boy Again   I Won't Mention It Again   I Won't Mention It Again   I'd Run A Mile To You   I'm Alright   I'm Gonna Write A Song   I'm Not Lisa   I'm Still Loving You   I've Been Everywhere   I've Never Loved Anyone More   I'd Run A Mile To You   I'm Alright   I'm Gonna Write A Song   I'm Not Lisa   I'm Still Loving You   I've Been Everywhere   I've Never Loved Anyone More   Iâ??m Not That Good At Goodbye   If All I Have To Do Is Just Love You   If I Can't Be Your Woman   If I Can't Be Your Woman   If I Kiss You   If I Kiss You (will You Go Away)   If Silence Is Golden   If The Creek Don't Rise   If The Creek Don't Rise   If This Is Love   If You Can Touch Her at All   In Person   It Don't Do No Good To Be A Good Girl   It Don't Do No Good To Be A Good Girl   It Makes You Happy   It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels   It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels   It's My Time   It's Only Lonely Me   It's Only Make Believe   It's My Time   It's Only Lonely Me   It's Only Make Believe   Jim Dandy   Jingle Bell Rock   Joy To The World   Just Between The Two Of Us   Just Between the Two of Us   Just Between the Two of Us   Just Keep It Up And See What Happens   Just Like Jesse James   Kids Say The Darndest Things   Killing Me Softly With His Song   Kiss Away   Knock Three Times   Let Me Be There   Lie A Little   Listen To A Country Song   Lonely Women Make Good Lovers   Love Me Love Me   Love Of The Common People   Love of the Common People [*]   Lyin' Eyes   Mama Spank   Million Shades Of Blue   Mr. Mistletoe   Mr. Walker It's All Over   Mr. Walker It's All Over   My Friend   My Heart Keeps Walkin' The Floor   My Heart Keeps Walkin' The Floor   My World Begins And Ends With You   Never Ending Song Of Love   Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia   No Another Time   No Love At All   Nobody Wins   Nothing Between Us   Okie From Muskogee   Once A Day   Only Baby That'll Walk The Line   Only Baby That'll Walk The Line   Our House Is Not A Home   Paper Mansions   Paradise   Paradise [*]   Paradise [DVD]   Paradise [DVD][Live]   Partly Bill   Penny For Your Thoughts   Pick Of The Week   Pick of the Week   Pillow That Whispers   Please Don't Tell Me How The Story Ends   Please Don't Tell Me How The Story Ends   Ponies   Poor Side of Town   Promises Promises   Promises, Promises   Proud Mary   Put Your Hand In The Hand   Queen of Hearts   Reason To Believe   Ride Ride Ride   Ride, Ride, Ride   Ring Of Fire   Ring of Fire   Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree   Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree   Rocky Top   Rocky Top [*]   Rodeo Cowboy   Rose Garden   Rose Garden ( I Never Promised You A )   Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer   Run for the Roses   Seven Lonely Days   Silver Threads and Golden Needles   Silver Threads and Golden Needles [*]   Simple Words   Sing A Sad Song   Sing About Love   Singing My Song   Skip a Rope   Snowbird   Someday Soon   Someone To Finish What You Started   Soon It Will Be Christmas Day   Spirit Of Christmas   Stand By Your Man   Stand by Your Man [Live]   Stay There 'til I Get There   Stay There 'til I Get There   Sunday Morning Coming Down   Take Me Home   Take Me Home   Take Me Home Country Roads   Take Me Home, Country Roads   Take Me To Your World   Tear By Tear   Tell Me A Lie   That's A No No   That's What Loving You Has Meant To Me   That's A No No   That's What Loving You Has Meant To Me   The Auctioneer   The Rose Garden   The Spirit Of Christmas   The Ways To Love A Man   The Worst Is Yet To Come   Then Go   There Oughta Be A Law   There's A Party Goin' On   There's Never Been Anyone Like You   There's Never Been Anyone Like You   Time's Just Right   Time's Just Right   Tomorrow Never Comes   Tomorrow Never Comes   Tonight My Baby's Coming Home   Tonight My Baby's Coming Home   Too Many Dollars Not Enough Sense   Too Much Of You   Top Of The World   Top of the World [*]   True Love's A Blessing   True Love's A Blessing   Try A Little Kindness   Under the Boardwalk   Wandering Mind   Wandering Mind   Wave Bye Bye to the Man   Wave Bye Bye to the Man   Wave Bye Bye To The Man   Ways To Love A Man   We Can Make It   We've Got To Get It On Again   We've Got To Get It On Again   What A Man My Man Is   What a Man My Man Is   What A Man, My Man Is   What's Made Milwaukee Famous   When You Hurt Me More Than I Love You   Where Is All That Love You Talked About   Where's The Playground Bobby   Woman Lives for Love   Woman Lives For Love   Words   Words   Worst Is Yet To Come   You Ain't Woman Enough (to Take My Man)   You Ain't Woman Enough (To Take My Man)   You Can Get It If You Really Want   You Mean The World To Me   You Mean The World To Me   You're My Man   You've Got A Friend   You're My Man   You've Got A Friend   Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad   Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad   Your Sweet Love Lifted Me

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