If I only knewnThe trouble you’d go throughnMaybe I would have done it differentlynI was traveling out of controlnAnd I left you by the roadnnI’ve closed the bars with half this townnAnd stayed up with all the othersnI used to be in a rock band;nwe were kinda funny like the Smothers BrothersnnI was selfishnAnd so immaturenSailing seas of lies just drinkingnAnd never thinkingnAbout anyone but mennI’ve closed the bars with half this townnAnd went home with all the othersnI used to be in a rock band;nWe were kinda funny like the Smothers BrothersnnShe took off and joinednShe ran and joined the Haters’ UnionnShe’s paying dues to the Haters’ UnionnnSo please take heednFrom a sad old mannAnd if you find true love to holdnDon’t let it gonDon’t be afraid to jump on innnEvery action has a reactionnEvery action makes a ripplen