(roar)nALRIGHT! EVERYBODY GET YOUR MOMS! AND YOUR DADS!nAND YOUR KIDS!nAND YOUR GRANDMAS!nIT'S TIME FOR THE HOKEY FUCKIN' POKEY!nnRIGHT FOOT!nYou put your right foot in!nYou take your right foot out!nYou put your right foot in! (TOGETHER!)nAnd you move that motherfucker about!nnDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!nThe hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around!nDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!nThat's what it's all about!nn(Left foot!)nYou put your left foot in! (YEAH!)nYou take your left foot out! (YEAH!)nYou put your left foot in! (C'MON! C'MON! C'MON!)nAnd you move that motherfucker about! (THAT'S RIGHT!)nnDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!nThe hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around!nDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!nThat's what it's all about!nnnHey Mike! Do a little dilly! (Yeah!)nnAlright, Josh, uh... sing and stuff, I'm gonna go sit down. (Okay.)nn([Josh] You do the hokey pokey! The hokey pokey!nThe hokey pokey! The hokey pokey!)nnNow you die!nn[Musical interlude]nnRIGHT HAND!n(No, dude, do the left hand!)nWhat? (Do the left hand, I have to pick with my right.)nOkay, fine!nnLEFT HAND! (Thanks, dude.)nYou put your left hand in!nYou take your left hand out!nYou put your left hand in! (Whee!)nAnd you move that motherfucker about! (I play drums!)nnDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!nThe hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around!nDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!nThat's what it's all about!nn(Whole self)nYou put your whole self in! (THERE'S NO EXCUSE!)nYou take your whole self out!nYou put your whole self in!nAnd you move that motherfucker about! (YOU FAIL!)nnDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!nThe hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around!nDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!nThat's what it's all about!nn(OW! YEAH, GUYS! C'MON, I WANNA SEE YOU DO A MOSH PIT IN THE SHAPE OF A GIRAFFE! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! NOW LET'S SEE YOU DO IT! C'MON... LET'S GO!)nn[Guitar solo]n(Dude, no... Dude, stop... Dude, stop! Stop right now, or I'll punch you in the face!)nn[WHACK!] (Ow! My face!)nn(Right! Yeah, that's a pretty good giraffe-shaped mosh pit! I mean, it's not the best I've seen, but it was pretty good!... You're cheaters.)nnDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself aroundnThe hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself aroundnDo the hokey pokey and you turn yourself aroundnDo the hokey pokey! Turn yourself around!nnDO THE HOKEY POKEY! (AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND!)nDO THE HOKEY POKEY! (AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND!)nDO THE HOKEY POKEY! (AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND!)nTHAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!nn(BITCH!)