You know that I'm the coolest that's ever come aroundYou'll notice things get hotter whenever I'm in townI mean I gotta be the coolest, who else could it be?Everybody knows who's really cool, meLet's face it, I'm the greatest, Mr. Number OneMy hometown built a statue to their favorite sonI mean I gotta be the greatest, I'm just a ball of funI mean I'm definitely the greatest, I'm also the coolestYou can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelfLet me tell you I'm so cool SonnyI'm gonna save a little for myselfCome here, come here baby, come over here a minuteWho is the coolest? I mean how do I look? YeahYou can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelfLet me tell you I'm so cool SonnyI'm gonna save a little for myselfYou know the day I was born, there were these four dudes up on a hillAnd they saw this star hanging out over townAnd the whole world seemed to stand stillIt made the Sunday papers, I guess it proves for sureI am the coolestI am the greatest, I am the baddestI am the smoothest, I'm just the bestSand dancer come on, ah yeah, right
Lyrics by Alice Cooper
Halo Of Flies (In Touch With) Your Feminine Side (No More) Love At Your Convenience 10 Minutes Before The Worm A Runaway Train A Bad Situation A Bedtime Story A Runaway Train Adaptable Adaptable (Anything For You) Ain't That Just A Woman Ain't That Just Like A Woman Ain't That Just Like A Woman Alice Cooper Alma Mater Apple Bush Aspirin Damage B. B. On Mars B.B. On Mars Backyard Brawl Bad Place Alone Ballad Of Dwight Fry Ballad Of Dwight Fry (Live) Be My Lover Be With You Awhile Beautiful Flyaway Beautiful Flyaway (lay Down And Die, Goodbye) Because Bed Of Nails Below Your Means Between High School & Old School Between High School And Old School Between High School And The Old School Big Apple Dreamin' Big Apple Dreamin' (Hippo) Big Apple Dreamin' (Hippo) Billion Dollar Ba Billion Dollar Babies Billion Dollar Babies (Live) Billion Dollar Babies [Live] Billion Dollar Baby Black Juju Blow Me A Kiss Blue Turk Brutal Planet Burning Bed Burning Our Bed Bye Bye Baby Bye Bye, Baby Caffeine Call It Evil Call It Evil (Demo) Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Catch Me Catch Me If You Can Caught In A Dream Caught In A Dream Caught In A Dream (Single Version) Caught in a Dream [Single Version] Changing Arranging Changing, Arranging Chop, Chop, Chop Cleanced By Fire Cleansed By Fire Clones Clones (we're All) Clones (We're All) Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl (Live) Cold Machines Covers Introduction/Break On Through Crawlin' Crawlin' Crazy Little Child Cutter Cat Vs. The Jets Da Da DaDa Damned If I Do Damned If You Do Dance Yourself To Death Dangerous Tonight Dead Babies Deeper Department Of Youth Desperado Detroit City Devil's Food Devil's Food [Alternate Version][#][*] Devil's Food Didn't We Meet Didn't We Meet Die For You Dirty Diamonds Dirty Dreams Disco Bloodbath Boogie Fever Disgraceland Don't Blow Your Mind Don't Talk Old To Me Don't Blow Your Mind Don't Talk Old To Me Dragontown Dyslexia Earwigs To Eternity Eat Some More Eat Some More (Taste The Pain) Eighteen Elected Enough's Enough Enough's Enough Escape Every Woman Has A Name Fantasy Man Feed My Frankenstein Fields Of Regret Fire For Britain Only For Britain Only (Uk Single) For Veronica's Sake For Veronica's Sake Former Lee Warmer Freak Out Song Freedom Fresh Blood From The Inside Gail Gali Generation Landslide Generation Landslide '81 Generation Landslide '81 (Live) Generation Landslide 81 Generations Landslide Ghouls Gone Wild Gimme Give It Up Give The Kid A Break Give The Radio Back Go To Hell Go To Hell (Live) Goin' To The River Goin' to the River [*] Goin' To The River Going Home Great American Success Story Grim Facts Guilty Gutter Cat Vs. The Jets Gutter Cats Vs. The Jets Hallowed Be My Name Halloweed Be My Name Halo Of Flies Hands Of Death Hands Of Death (Burn Baby Burn) Hands Of Death (Spookshow 2000 Mix) Hard Hearted Alice Hard Rock Summer He's Back He's Back (The Man behind the Mask) He's Back [Demo] He's Back Headlines Heard Hearted Alice Hell Is Living Without You Hello Hooray Hey Stoopid Hitch Hike Hitch Hike - The Spiders House Of Fire How You Gonna See Me Now Hungry Hurricane Years I Am Made Of You I Am The Future I Am The Spider / Epilogue I Am The Spider/Epilogue I Am The Spider\/Epilogue I Better Be Good I Got A Line On You I Got On You I Gotta Get Outta Here I Gotta Get Outta Here I Just Wanna Be God I Just Wanna Be Good I Like Girls I Love America I Love The Dead I Love the Dead [DVD] I m Hungry I Miss You I Miss You (Billion Dollar Babies) I Never Cry I Never Wrote Those Songs I'll Bite Your Face Off I'll Bite Your Face Off (Single) I'll Still Be There I'm Alive I'm Alive (That Was The Day My Dead Pet Returned T... I'm Always Chasing Rainbows I'm Eighteen I'm Eighteen [Live] I'm Flash I'm Hungry I'm So Angry I'm Your Gun I've Written Home To Mother I'll Bite Your Face Off I'm Alive I'm Always Chasing Rainbows I'm Flash I'm Hungry I'm So Angry I'm The Coolest I'm Your Gun I've Written Home To Mother Identity Crises Identity Crisis Identity Crisises Inmates Inmates (We're All Crazy) Inmates (We're All Crazy) Instrumental [Instrumental] Is Anyone Home Is Anyone Home (Off Fistful Of Alice) Is Anyone Home? Is It My Body It Rained All Night It's Hot Tonight It's Me It's Much Too Late It's The Little Things It's The Little Things (Live) It's Hot Tonight It's Me It's Much Too Late It's The Little Things Its Much Too Late Its the Little Things Jackknife Johnny Keepin' Halloween Alive Killed By Love Killer Killer (Segment) / I Love The Dead King Of The Silver Screen Lace And Whiskey Last Man On Earth Laughing At Me Lay Down And Die, Goodbye Leather Boots Levity Ball Levity Ball (Live At the Cheetah) Life And Death Of The Party Little By Little Living Lock Me Up Long Way To Go Look At You Over There, ... Look At You Over There, Ripping The Sawdust From M Look At You Over There, Ripping The Sawdust From M... Look At You Over There, Ripping The Sawdust From M... Lost In America Love Should Never Feel Like This Love's A Loaded Gun Love's A Loaded Gun Lullaby Luney Tune Make That Money Make That Money (Scrooge's Song) Make That Money (Scrooge's Song) Man Behind The Mask Man Of The Year Man With The Golden Gun Mary Ann Mary-Ann Might As Well Be On Mars Millie And Billie Model Citizen Mr and Misdemeanor Mr. & Misdemeanor Mr. and Misdeameanor Mr. And Misdemeanor Muscle Of Love My Generation (Live) My God My Stars Never Been Sold Before No Baloney Homosapiens No Longer Umpire No Man's Land No Man's Land No More Mister Nice Guy No More Mr Nice Guy No More Mr. Nice Guy No More Mr. Nice Guy (Live At Download Festival) No More Mr. Nice Guy [Live] No More, Love At Your Convenience No Time For Tears No Tricks Nobody Likes Me Nobody Likes Me (demo) Nobody Likes Me (Freak Out) Not That Kind Of Love Nothing's Free Nothing's Free Novocaine Nuclear Infected Nurse Rozetta Only My Heart Talkin' Only My Heart Talkin' Only Women Bleed Only Women Bleed (Live) Only Women Bleed [Live] Only Women Bleed [Single Version] Only Women Greed Only Women Greed Pain Painting A Picture Painting A Picture (Live At The Toronto Rock And R... Pass The Gun Around Perfect Pessi-Mystic Pessimystic Pick Up The Bones Poison Poison (Live At Download Festival) Poison (Live) Poison [Album Version] Poison [DVD] Prettiest Cop On The Block Pretty Ballerina Prince Of Darkness Prologue / I Know Where You Live Prologue/I Know Where You Live Prologue\/I Know Where You Live Public Animal #9 Public Animal Number 9 Raped & Freezing Raped and Freezin Raped And Freezin' Raped And Freezin' Raped And Freezing Reflected Refrigerator Heaven Remarkably Insincere Respect For The Sleepers (Demo) Return Of The Spiders Road Rats Roses Of White Lace Roses On White Lace Run Down The Devil Salvation Salvation (Unplugged) Sanctuary Sankebite Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Scarlet And Sheba School's Out School's Out (Live) School's Out [Live] School's Out [Mar y Sol, Puerto Rico] School\u2019s Out Schools Out Science Fiction Science Fiction (Live At The Toronto Rock And Roll... Second Coming See Me In The Mirror Sentinel Sentinel Serious Seven & Seven Is Seven And Seven Is Sex, Death & Money Sex, Death and Money Shadow Of Yourself Shoe Salesman Sick Things Side Show Sideshow Simple Disobedience Sing Low, Sweet Cheerio Sister Sara Six Hours Skeletons In The Closet Slick Black Limousine Snakebite Some Folks Something To Remember Me By Somewhere In The Jungle Space Pirates Spark in the Dark Spirits Rebellious Stand Stand (bonus) Stand [*] Steal That Car Step On You Steven Still No Air Stolen Prayer Sun Arise Sunset Babies Sunset Babies (All Got Rabies) Swing Low Sweet Cheerio Tag, You're It Tag,you're Itit Take It Like A Woman Talk Talk Teenage Frankenstein Teenage Lament '74 Teenage Lament '75 Ten Minutes Before the Worm The Awakening The Black Widow The Black Widow (intro by Vincent Price) The Black Window The Congregation The Great American Success Story The Nightmare Returns The One That Got Away The Quiet Room The Saga Of Jesse Jane The Sentinel The Sharpest Pain The Sharpest Pain (Bonus) The Song That Didn't Rhyme The World Needs Guts This House Is Haunted This Maniac's In Love With You Thrill My Gorilla Time To Kill Today Mueller Took It Like A Woman Trash Trick Bag Triggerman Ubangi Stomp Under My Wheels Under My Wheels (Decline of Western Civilization) Under My Wheels (Live) Under My Wheels (w/ Axl Rose, Slash, & Izzy Stradl... Under My Wheels [Live] Under My Wheels I'll Bite Your Face Off Under The Bed Unfinished Sweet Unholy War Vengeance Is Mine Vicious Rumours Vincent Price Monologue Wake Me Gently Wake The Dead We Gotta Get Out Of This Place We Gotta Get Out of This Place [*] We Gotta Go Out Of This Place Welcome 2 My Nightmare Welcome To My Nightmare Welcome To My Nightmare Go To Hell What Baby Wants What Do You Want From Me? When Hell Comes Home Who Do You Think We Are Why Don't You Love Me? Why Trust You Wicked Young Man Wicked Young Man (Live) Wind Up Toy Wind-up Toy Wish I Were Born In Beverly Hills Wish You Were Here Woman Machine Woman Of Mass Distraction Working Up A Sweat Wrapped In Silk Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Years Ago You & Me You And Me You And Me [Single Version] You Drive Me Nervous You Gotta Dance You Look Good In Rags You Make Me Wanna You Make Me Wanna... You Want It, You Got It You're A Movie You're My Temptation Your Own Worst Enemy Zombie Dance Zorro's Ascent