One night me and my friend nJack Helton from Nampa, Idaho nDecided we was gonna take his dad’snBrand new 4 x 4 pick upnOut for a ride on Lake Lowell.nWe had a belly full of Jack Daniels nAnd some Pepsi, too,nAnd we decided nWe were going for a ride!nnWell we got out on that ice and started nSpinning around doing n360’s and 180’s all over the ice nSlugging down Jack Daniels nAs fast as we could.nThat’s when I heard the most horrible sound nI ever heard in my life!nAnd I knew we were nGoing through the ice!nnHelp me Jack Pepsi!nnWe broke through the icenSunk down to the bottomnAbout 12 feet under.nWater starts rushing in nThrough the cracks in the doorsnAnd the windows.nI started freaking out nAnd Jack says “Hey man,nIf you are gonna make it nThrough this alivenYou are gonna have to settle down nAnd breathe the air off the roof”nWhile the water rushes in!nnHelp me Jack Pepsi!nHelp me Jack Pepsi!