Well I know a girl from my worknWho likes to smile and play gamesnDyed her hair a different color every week nWhich makes it hard to remember her namenWithin five minutes of meeting her well I felt like I'd been shotnI told her that I would like to be with her forever but you know she blew me offnWell let me tell you that in my 15 years of experience I have learned a lot of thingsnBut one thing that I definitely know for sure is pigs do not have wingsnWell I would call her everyday from my house and on my break at worknThen she put me on her call block Well you know that really hurt nCause I was buying her a pager buying her a cell phone but it wouldn't matter nCause she'd always leave 'em homenBuying her roses so she can cop an attitudenRunning out of money Can't afford my cat foodnTrying just to talk to her Picked up by an officernDamn restraining order has me running out of quartersnCause I'm calling from a pay phone just to hear a dial tonenDon't think that you told me that your family had a Doberman nGetting in a cop car for going through your garbagenGoing through your garbage and all for nothingnWell I guess you may say that I'm a bit obsessivenI prefer to call it lovenI don't care what you say she doesn't really hate me nShe just won't return my callsnShe just won't return my callsnWell I guess you think your trailer sits on golden cinderblocksnI'm not good enough to be your guynWell if you want I will go on the Jerry Springer Show with younIf you would just give me a trynWhen you say that you think that I'm a psychopathnDo you mean it in the literal sense?nWhen you say that you wish that you had never met menDoes this mean we can't be friends?nWell I guess you think your trailer sits on golden cinderblocksnI'm not good enough to be your guynWell if you want I will go on the Jerry Springer Show with younIf you would just give me a tryn