They used to tell you you could never be
Something other than what you have been
You're just a plumber with a fantasy
But when it came to it you jumped right in
But it's no time for stalling
When your true calling's calling
Suddenly everyone knows your name
Because you saved the day
And got the girl of your dreams
Now we know just how far you would go
Just to be a super hero
You're mild-mannered in your overalls
You're kind of chubsville and you're not so tall
But you can jump and you can also fly
And now we see the glimmer in your eyes