She used to do our pressnShe's got flabby breastsnShe's fat and she's uglynShe's a total fucking messnShe's got blonde hair and big jugsnOn paper that's OKnBut her face looks like an arseholenSo that get's in the waynnCHORUS:nOh, Mel, she's shaped like a barrelnAnd I know someone who touched her snatchnAnd it made his finger smellnAnd they smelt of shit after touching her cuntnWhich makes me thinknShe likes to stroke in each holenOr wipes it back to frontnnShe's a fucking rotternWith little beady eyesnShe's a big fat porkernWho's eaten all the piesnI wouldn't even fuck hernNot even from behindnI couldn't get a hard-onnOver her fatty bacon rindn(By that, I mean her rotten flabby cunt lips)nnMel, flabby cunt lipsnMel, flabby cunt lipsnMel, flabby cunt lips