Lizard Making His Escape
Thomas Emilio

One plus one is two plus one is three plus two is fivenI went to see the doctor to check if I was alive,nHe said you're pretty normal son take these and don't worrynThey only hurt a little bit, cure effectivelynnSo, I took one and the world fell down and I began to flynHad the main course with some aliens and kept my fork in the pienThe pie was good, and up I stood and then my song was donenUntil we found the Havelock had a key and had some funnnOh! I found a little lady oohnWe spent the most part sleeping and the next part activelynSir, the choir sung out of key oohnSo I quit and looked around and found the world was just for mennBoom butter bing, I can do everythingnAnd you do too so sing, zoom shelalomnBoom butter bing, I know everythingnAnd you can too so sing, zoom shelalomnnTwo times two is four times two is eight and don't be late for goodness' sakenI saw a scaly head and froze and shouted snakenBut it was merely a lizard making his escapenHe winked at me and hissed I fooled you human yeah I fooled you goodnnAnd so he should and you can hear oohnFrom the backyard where it's easy to be misunderstoodnSo sing it loud and clear just sing oohnBecause I'm standing on my own and I can see the end from herennBoom butter bing, I can do everythingnAnd you do too so sing, zoom shelalomnBoom butter bing, I know anythingnAnd you can too so sing, zoom shelalomnnGirl you know I love you, I'll love you until the endnWell maybe that's a lie, but it sure feels good to pretendnAnd baby, if it's love we're giving then that's what we'll receivenAnd honey, there isn't any shame in a little make-believennSo grab your partner by the neck and swing them round and squeeze like hecknBecause it seems to me there's only one way out herenAnd it's through a little black door out the rear which opens through the floornThen descend down a staircase to the fiery pits of hellnnSo have a scream and yell, or maybe go to church and have a singnThere's about a kazillion people who believe that kind of thingnOpen your eyes and socialise, abstain from sex and realisenI married the wrong guynOh God I married the wrong guy!nnSo have a whinge and cry, oohnWe get a finite number of years and then after that we dienSo fly me back to the sky, oohnI'll be right to just kick back and watch my offspring multiplynnBoom butter bing, I can do everythingnAnd you do too so sing, zoom shelalomnBoom butter bing, I know anythingnAnd you can too so sing, zoom shelalom..

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