Bartender, yeah, I hear your wise ass, give me a minuteI'm trying to get this round over hereWhat do you think I'm just working for you here?Actually will you, will you send a drinkTo the lady at the end of the bar? Yeah, that one right thereHere you are, manYeah, yeah, it's on me, tell her it's from TravieIt's from this guy over hereFrom the second she shimmied inI was intrigued by her essenceAnd my first instincts to make sure that my presence was feltSimple and plain, I'm probably jumping the trainBut all I could see was my name engraved on her beltHit the pause button, damnI don't even know this girlAnd I'm already practicing my sweet-nothingsBut that's a classic trait of a soft-spokenHeart-broken, fellow like my self best believe(Pussy)I tend to wear my heart on my sleeveBut that night the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled upWait a minute, hold upI think she caught me grillin', now I'm spillin' my drink(Don't look, don't look)I knew our feelings were in syncSo now she gave me the winkThe only problem is, I'm not your ordinary average RomeoA Cyrano de Bergerac(Shut the fuck up)In fact, I remember back in fifth gradeI tried to read the book of love, but sadlyThe introduction didn't grab meSo I left it on the shelf and kept movingAssuming that this planet rotatesI'll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soul mateWho would've thought I would be pissy ass drunkWhen time came for collisionSo I made the decision to just keep my composure(Cool, cool)Until she started getting closerAnd then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulderAnd then I slipped, tripped, busted my lip and fell in loveThe minute that she stepped in the doorThe type of girl, I'd have to make a couple mix tapes forTo me, she equaled MC SquaredAnd everything else was mathematicsI never took the time to practice
Lyrics by Gym Class Heroes
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