I'm trying to be civilized and need you girl to realize,my higher mind runs counter to my procreative self.Although it's not my doing, nature has its way insuringthat the species will be fruitful, no matter how I try to fight it.God's the one who made me like this- understand I'm innocent.The drive is stronger than I am- I'm just a man, I'm just a man.She means nothing to me, I swear.I'm just pulled in two directions by the male condition.There's no excuses, only reasons for what has brought us here.I need to make it clear, so you can understand.It's part of nature's plan. I'm just a man, I'm just a man.It's hard to do the right thing, the hormones screaming,pleading- with the need to seed and no relief because there's always more.One hundred million daily, manufactured and ready for the journey to conception.Not unlike a loaded gun.God's the one who made me like this- understand I'm innocent.The drive is stronger than I am- I'm just a man, I'm just a man.She means nothing to me, I swear.I'm just pulled in two directions by the male condition.There's no excuses, only reasons for what has brought us here.I need to make it clear, so you can understand.It's part of nature's plan. I'm just a man, I'm just a man...
Lyrics by The Vandals
(But Then) She Spoke 4,3,2,1,0,-1 A Gun For Christmas Aging Orange Airstream Allah Allah! An Idea For A Movie Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) And Now We Dance Anti Ape Drape (Mullet Song) Ape Shall Never Kill Ape Appreciate My Honesty Atracity Atrocity Bad Birthday Bash Be A Good Robot Behind The Music Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako But Then, She Spoke C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Cafe 405 Canine Euthenasia Change My Pants Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna) Change The World With My Hockey Stick China Town Choosing You Masters Christian Or Canadian Christmas Time For My Penis Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Come Out Fighting Complain (from the film Bob Roberts) Count to Ten Crippled & Blind Crippled And Blind Dachau Cabana Desert Woman Designed By Satan Dig A Hole Disproportioned Head Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch Don't Stop Me Now Elvis Decanter Euro-Barge F'd Up Girl Failure Is The Best Revenge Flowers Are Pretty Fourteen Fucked Up Girl Gator Hide Get A Room Get In Line Girls Turn 18 Every Day Go Goop All Over The Phone Grandpa's Last Christmas Grandpa's Last Xmas H.B. Hotel Hang Myself From The Tree Happy Birthday To Me Heart Break Hotel Here I Am Lord Hey Homes! How (Did This Loser Get This Job) How They Getcha Hungry For You I Am Crushed I Believe I Can't Wait I Don't Believe In Santa Clause I Don't Think You're a Slut I Guess I'll Take You Back I Have A Date I Know, Huh? I Saw Her In A Mustang I'll Make You Love Me I'll Make You, Love Me I'm A Fly I'm Becoming You I'm The Boss Of Me I've Got An Ape Drape I've Got An Ape Drape Idea for a Movie If The Government Could Read My Mind It's A Fact It's A Fact Jackass Johnny Two Bags Johnny Twobags Join Us For Pong Kick Me Kill My Tenant Kokomo Lady Killer Ladykiller Legend of Pat Brown Let The Bad Times Roll Little Weirdo Live Fast, Diarrhea Long Hair Queer Lord of the Dance Marry Me Master Race (In Outer Space) Master Race In Outer Space Mohawk Town Money's Not An Issue Moving Up My Brain Tells My Body My Brother is Gay My First Christmas As A Woman My First Xmas, As A Woman My Girlfriend's Dead My Neck, My Back My Special Moment N I M B Y N. I. M. B. Y. Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday Now We Dance Oi To The World OK People That Are Going To Hell Phone Machine Pirate's Life Pizza Tran Pizza Tran (she Delivers) Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy Power Mustache Rico S.W.M. San Berdu Sheena Is A Punk Rocker Slap Of Love Small Wonder So Long, Farewell Soccer Mom Sorry, Mom And Dad Soup Of The Day Steal The Flag Stop Smiling Summer Lovin' Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Susanville Take It Back Take It Back! Tastes Like Chicken Teenage Idol Thanx For Nothing That's My Girl The Day Farrah Fawcett Died The Legend Of Pat Brown The New You The Rod The Rodge The Unseen Tears of the Albacore The Vibrator Song To All The Kids Urban Struggle Viking Suit Wanna Be Manor We'll All Get Laid What About Me? When I Say You, I Mean Me Where's Your Dignity You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)