Mr. Jones knows The StonesRock 'n' roll is in his blood and in his bonesShines his shoes, kicks some assCounts the booze and laminates his passDoes some wizz, loves the bizYour Eric Clapton's and your Nancy's and your SidsMr. Jones helped me understandThe worthless piece of lowlife that I amChanged the rules took controlBribing the ref and widening the goalsMr. J's master planFifty ways to patronize the fansLife is cheap, buy some nowSatisfy the sheep, sacrifice the sacred cowBorn to boogie, disco TexMr. Groovy, the God of groupie sexBorn to boogie, knows the StonesThe only thing in common between me and Mr. JonesVerbal gymnastics can't help you nowWe've got fifty tons plasticWe're gonna laminate your houseBorn to boogie, disco TexMr. Groovy, the God of groupie sexBorn to boogie, knows The StonesThe only thing in common between me and Mr. JonesMr. Jones, super coolWhile you were outWe were pissing in your pool
Lyrics by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
A Bachelor for Baden Powell A Perfect Day To Drob The Bomb A Prince in a Pauper's Grave After the Watershed Airplane Food Alternative Alf Garnett An All American National Sport An all-American national sport Anytime Anyplace Anywhere Anytime Anyplace Anywhere [Norwich Waterfront 26/4... Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere Being Here Billy's Smart Circus Bloodsport for All Born On 5th November Broken Down in Broken Town Ceasefire Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen [Portsmouth Guildh... Closedown Crimestoppers A'go Go Do Re Me, So Far So Good Down in the Tube Station at Midnight England Evil Falling on a Bruise G.I. Blues Gas (Man) Girls Can Keep a Secret Good Grief Charlie Brown Hit [DVD][Live] I Blame the Government Is Wrestling Fixed? Johnny Cash Lean on Me I Won't Fall Over Lenny and Terence Lenny And Terence (Sexy Daytime Radio Mix) Look Mum No Hands! Look Mum, No Hands ! Look Mum, No Hands! Mannequin Mid Day Crisis Midnight on the Murder Mile My Defeatist Attitude Only Living Boy in New Cross Over The Moon And Under The Thumb Prince In A Paupers Grave Re-Educating Rita Rent Say It with Flowers Say It with Flowers [XFM 13/6/93] Sealed With a Glasgow Kiss Sheriff Fatman Shoppers Paradise Sing Fat Lady Sing Sky West And Crooked Skywest and Crooked Spoilsports Personality of the Year Stuff the Jubilee! Suicide Isn't Painless Sunshine Suppose you gave a funeral and nobody came Sweetheart Sugar Baby The Aftertaste of Paradise The Final Comedown The Impossible Dream The Life and Soul of the Party Dies The Music That Nobody Likes The Only Living Boy in New Cross The Only Loony Left In Town The Taking of Peckham 1,2,3 The Wrong Place at the Wrong Time Tomorrow When You Die Turn On, Tune In, and Switch Off Twenty Four Minutes from Tulse Hill Under the Thumb and Over the Moon While You Were Out Winning the War Worry Bomb