Meet my friend, he knows every little trick Meet my friend called Dick (repeat twice)
I've got friend He's so much fun And I know he's ready for action He'd like to fire And wake up your desire He knows every way to Make you really lose your mind
Well hello, how do you do? I'm really pleased, pleased to meet you (repeat twice)
Just take your time But don't be shy Let yourself go with the attraction I'm sure he'd like you and I'm sure you'd like him too My friend wants to meet you And you'll find the four of us