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Morning Wood
Rodney Carrington

Moooooooorning Woood
Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!

Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good
'cause underneath the covers is my mornin wood
My wife wakes up and looks my way
Kids run in and ruin my day

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He's a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
All hunched over tryin to avoid the seat
I raised up and still the same
So on the wall I wrote my name

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He's a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess
I can tell right away she's not impressed
I clean it all up and I start to cry
It won't go down and I don't know why

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He's a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I got to go to work and there's still no change
I'm thinking by now there's something strange
Still feels good and it really don't hurt
So all I do is un-tuck my shirt

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He's a man who really loves his morning woooood
He's a man who really loves his morning woooood
He's a man who really loves his morning woooood
Yeeeeehaaaa!!

Rodney your not going to work like that are you
Honey I'm taking the convertible yaahaa!


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