I like smoking non-addictive marijuana nI like a big ol' bump of that soothing speed nBut what I really like is a big spoonful of heroin nCause heroin always gives me what I need nnI like a big shot of whiskey in the morning nAnd a big ol' shot of cocaine in the afternoon nHell, I’ll shoot whatever you got but man you best got a lot n'Cause I can see right now that your's will be gone real soon nnNow, you say marijuana is not addictive nFor you my friend, that might be true nYou get the munchies, sit home, and watch your TV nBut give me a hit son and I’ll show you what that shit will do