I got three kids and a lovely wifenI got a happy home and anelectric carving knifennthat's why I wrote this songnbecause there's nothin' wrongnnope, there's nothin' wrong with my lifenthere's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrongnthere's just nothin' wrong with my lifennI got a four wheel drivenand I got a computer hard drivenand I got Asheville? jivenand I got plenty of motivational jivennthat's why I wrote this songnbecause there's nothin' wrongnthere's just nothin' wrong with my lifennothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my lifennbut then one daynmy wife phonednto tell me I wasnon my ownnnand now there's one thing wrongnone thing wrongnone thing wrong with my lifennso I had to change my song from there been nothin' wrong to nthere been somethin' wrong with my lifennthere's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo)nto change my song from there been nothin' wrong to there been somethin' wrong with my lifennwell I, I caught my wife, and I,nI had my electric knife and I justncarved her upnand put her into my strife?nnand now there's nothin' wrongnno, there's nothin' wrongnthere's just nothin' wrong with my lifennothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my lifennSpeaking:nhello sheriff, what can I do for you? nmy wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her.nI left her all over the place. nI left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? storenyou'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time.nthe law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff.nna-one two, one two three four