Well, I left Kentucky back in '49 nAn' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line nThe first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs nEvery day I'd watch them beauties roll by nAnd sometimes I'd hang my head and cry n'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black. nOne day I devised myself a plan nThat should be the envy of most any man nI'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand nNow gettin' caught meant gettin' fired nBut I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired nI'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand. n[CHORUS] nI'd get it one piece at a time nAnd it wouldn't cost me a dime nYou'll know it's me when I come through your town nI'm gonna ride around in style nI'm gonna drive everybody wild n'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round. nSo the very next day when I punched in nWith my big lunchbox and with help from my friends nI left that day with a lunch box full of gears nNow, I never considered myself a thief nGM wouldn't miss just one little piece nEspecially if I strung it out over several years. nThe first day I got me a fuel pump nAnd the next day I got me an engine and a trunk nThen I got me a transmission and all of the chrome nThe little things I could get in my big lunchbox nLike nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks nBut the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home. nNow, up to now my plan went all right n'Til we tried to put it all together one night nAnd that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong. nThe transmission was a '53 nAnd the motor turned out to be a '73 nAnd when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone. nSo we drilled it out so that it would fit nAnd with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit nWe had that engine runnin' just like a song nNow the headlight' was another sight nWe had two on the left and one on the right nBut when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on. nThe back end looked kinda funny too nBut we put it together and when we got through nWell, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin nAbout that time my robot walked out nAnd I could see in it's eyes that it had it's doubts nBut it opened the door and said Destroy all humans. nSo we drove up town just to get the tags nAnd I headed her right on down main drag nI could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around nBut up there at the court house they didn't laugh n'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff nAnd when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds. n[CHORUS] nI got it one piece at a time nAnd it didn't cost me a dime nYou'll know it's me when I come through your town nI'm gonna ride around in style nI'm gonna drive everybody wild n'Cause I'll have the only one there is around. n[Spoken] Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER nThis is the COTTON MOUTH nIn the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on nHuh, This is the COTTON MOUTH nAnd negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER nYou might say I went right up to the factory nAnd picked it up, it's cheaper that way nUgh!, what model is it? nWell, It's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56 n'57, '58' 59' automobile nIt's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67 n'68, '69, '70 automobile.