Gather round the bar let's have a racenI want to see how much beer I can pour into my facenBottoms up down it goes, sending bubbles up my nosenPick me up and lay me somewhere safenDon't stand me up I'll fall, lean me up against the wallnNever touch the demon drink againnAll I'll touch is teanAlcohol's destroying me.nAll I want to do is sleepnAll I want to do is sleep.nEverything is spinning roundnGot to get up off the groundnSorry if I've missed my roundnThis one's on me lads here's a pound.nEverything is spinning roundnGot to get up off the groundnSorry if I've missed my roundnThis one's on me lads here's a pound.nTake me out and put me in a taxinTell the driver where to go 'cos I don't think I knownSee you all tomorrow in the barnI've got to come back cause I've had to leave the car.nAll I want to do is sleepnAll I want to do is sleep.