And what may I do for you, sir?A stylish trimming of the hair?A soothing skin massage?You see, sir, a man infatuate with loveHer ardent and eager slaveSo fetch the pomade and pumice stoneAnd lend me a more seductive toneA sprinkling perhaps of French cologneBut first, sir, I think a shaveThe closest I ever gaveYou are in a merry mood today, Mr. ToddIt's your delight, sir, catching fire from one man to the next'Tis true, sir, love can still inspireThe blood to pound, the heart leap higherWhat more, what more can man require than love, sir?More than love, sir, what, sir?Women, ah yes, womenPretty womenNow then, my friendNow to your purposePatience, enjoy itRevenge can't be taken in hasteMake haste and if we wed, you'll be commended, sirMy lordAnd who may it be said is your intended, sir?My wardAnd pretty as a rosebudPretty as her mother?What? What was that?Oh, nothing, sirNothing, nothing, may we proceed?Pretty women fascinatingSipping coffee, dancingPretty women are a wonderPretty womenSitting in the windowOr standing on the stairSomething in them cheers the airPretty women silhouettedStay within you, glancingStay forever, breathing lightlyPretty women, pretty womenBlowing out their candlesOr combing out their hairEven when they leaveThey still are there, they're therePretty women at their mirrorsIn their gardens, letter-writingFlower-picking, weather-watchingHow they make a man singProof of heaven as you're livingPretty women, sir, pretty women, here's toPretty women, all the(Pretty women, yes!)Pretty women(Pretty women, sir!)She says, she'll marry me SundayEvery thing's set, we leave tonight(You)Judge Turpin!There is indeed a Higher Power to warn me thus in timeJohanna elope with you?I'll lock her up in some obscure retreatWhere neither you nor any other vile corrupting youthShall ever lay eyes on her againBut, sir, I beg of youAnd as for you, barberIt is all too clear what company you keepService them well and hold their customFor you'll have none of mineMr. ToddOut
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