Hey there’s gonna be a party at the motherfucker’s clubnThere’s gonna be some whiskey and there’s gonna be some grubnSo baby don’t be late cos they be passing out the roots on paper platesnThey like it in Brisbane, Gold Coast toonI usually got fucked at Tooronga Zoonn[chorus]nBut the best damn root of allnWas when I fucked my mother-in-lawnIt’s Saturday Night at the MotherFucker’s BallnnI couldn’t get a job so I just went on the dolenI coulda blew the lock listenin’ to some Rock’n’RollnSo when you see me pissed tonightnTake me home, suck me off, and then turn off the lightnI’ve been seein’ lotsa ladies having lotsa linenThe way that I’m the fuss is how the people drove me blindnn[chorus]nIt’s Saturday Night at the MotherFucker’s BallnnGood one! Thank-you!nnBack yer arse against the wallnHere I come balls and allnBye, bye cherrynnI may not have a hell of a lotnBut what I got would fill your troughnBye, bye cherry!nnI’m Rodney Rude, you’re a fantastic audience, I mean that, good night!nnThank-you!nSee you soon!nThank-you!