A fine day for the classroom and the pupils are here nJulie's got a headache but the others don't care nSarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill nTeacher's got his eye on her nMoves in for the kill. nNobody can see or hear the things that they do nAll the books stay closed, there must be something they do nOnly teacher knows about the subjects they span - span nEducation's secondary, being a school mam nnOooooeeee! nTeachers doing fine as far as I can see nnBeing a school mam nLong holidays in the summer nBeing a school mam nFree milk in your coffee break nBeing a school mam nGovernment paid monthly salary checks nnNoises heard the principal investigates nShe turns on all the cameras but it's too late nCatches both their pants down in a passion war nHasn't seen it happen since the day she was born nReaching down for glasses that just can't be found nBy the time she finds them, why their down on the ground nTossing and a turning they've got feverish hands nLead can be so fluid when you're being a school mam nnOooooeeee! nTeachers doing fine as far as I can see nnBeing a school mam nControlling promiscuity after hours nBeing a school mam nGiving out detentions by the dozen nBeing a school mam nGive her fifty lines (of speed) nBeing a school mam nnSucking on her fingernails she can't believe what she's seeing nShe's seeing something close to what appears on the screen nLocks her door, with trembling hands and her hearts beating very fast nShe pretends she's down there on the floor in the class nGives herself to teacher although he doesn't know nWorks herself into a frenzied state and it shows nSarah's almost at the top but try as she can nShe can't reach her helter skelter nDown with the school man nnJust watch her go and help her try if you can nUse your twentieth century imagination - if you've got any nnOooooeeee! nNow she's at the top and teacher sets her free nnBeing a school mam nDisgusting behavior nBeing a school mam nAll over the parquet flooring nBeing a school mam nLetting the flood gates open wide nBeing a school mam nnNow the principal collapses dead on the floor nWith contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more nShe went out the very best way that an old woman can nShe was where the action was nDown there with the school man nnOooooeeee! nTeacher never will discover who could see nnBeing a school mam nOne and one make two if you're very lucky nBeing a school mam nTwo twos make four if I remember correctly nBeing a school mam nFour fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age nSixteen and sixteen makes thirty two nThat's approaching middle age nThirty two and thirty two makes sixty four nThat's OAP land nSixty four and sixty four makes a hundred and twenty eight nA hundred and twenty eight divided by three nLet me pause for reflection for a secondnBut teacher! nThree doesn't go into a hundred and twenty eight exactly, nBut it goes forty two and a bit nForty three, forty four, forty five, forty six, forty sevennForty eight, forty nine, nForty nine, point one, forty nine, point two, forty nine, point threenForty nine, point four, nForty nine, point five, forty nine, point six, forty nine, point sevennForty nine, point eight, nForty nine, point nine, nForty nine, point nine, nForty nine, point nine, nForty nine, point nine, nForty nine, point nine, nForty nine, point nine, nForty nine, point nine, nForty nine, point nine, nForty nine, point nine, nFifty!