Yo six o'clock every morning you waking up yawning
To the sound of your alarm clock alarm
About an hour from now
You should be at the place of employment
Which is annoying cause it's so boring
Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them
It affects your occupational performance
You wonder why your work load is so enormous
Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office
People get depressed, they get ulcers
From the stress that the corporate environment causes
Regardless of how you ultimately want to solve this
Seems to me like you've got one of four choices:
You could take a new job offer for more chips
Stick it out a little longer or forfeit
But my advice to anybody that wants to quit
It'll feel much better if you say it like this:
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
Yo, if your boss is a S-O-be
Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-be
Put your middle finger up slowly
Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely
Say I ain't workin' here no more
Who do you think you are?
Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor
Run to the door, to the payphone
Make a toll-free call
Tell your spouse what happened and where you are
So they can come and get you in the car later on
And help you search for a new nine to five job
If the unemployment line ain't that long
You can take your time printin' out W-9 forms
Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough
And you'll get money if you keep punchin' your time card enough
Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it
But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs
The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious
While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces
Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated
You constantly waitin' for a paycheck
Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet
Here's a optimistic motto
If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow
Most nine to five's are hard
'Cause the description in the job ain't no picnic in the park
People get hired
Drink coffee to stay wired
So they don't get tired, sleep late, and get fired
You came in late, you already ate,
Nowww, you want to take a lunch break!??!
Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it
Just take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Ah Ah ah ah ahahah ah
I ain't workin' here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
Ay Ay Ay ayee ay
I ain't workin' here no more
Canibus and the Biz
It's comin' from Canibus and the Biz
It's comin' from Canibus and the Biz
From, from Canibus and the Biz
Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee
Biz Markie
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A Thing Named Kim Albee Square Mall Alone Again Bad by Myself Biz Dance, Pt. 1 Biz Dance, Pt1 Biz in Harmony Biz Is Goin' Off Buck Wild Busy Doing Nuthin' Check It Out Chinese Food Chinese Food [Instrumental] Cool V's Tribute To Scratching Country Dedication Do Your Thang Ei Ya Family Tree For The DJ'z Friends Friends [Instrumental] Funk Is Back Games Get Down Groovin' Hooker Got a Boyfriend I Hear Music I Told You I'm A Ugly Nigga (So What) I'm Singin' I'm The Biz Markie Intro Just A Friend Kung Fu Let Go My Eggo Let Me See U Bounce Let Me Turn You On Like a Dream Look Good To Me Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz [Original 12' ... Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz [Original 12''... Me Versus Me Me Vs. Myself Mudd Foot Mudd Foots My Man Rich My Mic Nobody Beats the Biz Nobody Beats the Biz [Instrumental] Nobody Beats the Biz [Original 12'' Version] Not a Freak On and On Party To The Break-A-Day Pickin Boogers Pickin' Boogers Return of the Biz Dance Road Block Romeo and Juliet Satisfaction Satisfaction [Isak Original] She's Not Just Another Woman So Fresh Spring Again Spring Again [Dub] [*][Dub] Stone Age Take It from the Top Tear Shit Up The Dragon The Gator (Dance) Things Get a Little Easier This Is Something for the Radio This Is Something for the Radio [Dub-Appella] Throw Back Toilet Stool Rap Turn Back the Hands of Time Turn Tha Party Out Vapors What Comes Around Goes Around Wind Parade Young Girl Bluez
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