Not my idea of a vacationnI want rest and relaxationnDon't wanna go out and see the streetsnSightseeing really bitesnnMarvel at the land formationsnAnd the antique restorationsnI don't care what happened herenRather sit back and drink a beer than -nnWalk around in Bermuda shortsnStay in overpriced resortsnAnd buy some stupid souveniersnnStop off at a place of interestnWalk around and take some picturesnStroll around like a jerknSightseeing's for the birdsnnDriving around on a crowded busnWith smelly people really sucksnDon't want to sleep in tourist trapsnDon't want to sleep with bugs and rats or -