Lights, camera, distraction! nFrom such show business pretensionnWhere's your invention baby?nSave yourself and kill the drama.nSave yourself and kill the drama! nnYou play the telephone gamenWhisper, Whisper, Whisper, Whisper! nBetsie's always dropping namesnSave yourself and kill the drama, nSave yourself and kill the drama.nnLay off the theatrics! nLay off the theatrics! nLay off the theatrics! nLay off the theatrics nnSuch is this scenario played out a million times.nMake up and costumed clothesnThis joke got a great punch line! nYou're such a joke, oh baby.nnDrape this dramedy with such ordained disdain, nnBlackguarded character, nYou scoundrel, you nnDrape this dramedy with such ordained disdain, nBlackguarded character, nYou scoundrel, you.nnFeed me another line, nI'll believe you this time, oh girl.nFeed me another line, nI'll believe you this time, oh girl.nFeed me another line, nI'll believe you this time, oh girl nnYou make love to the he-said, she-said scenenThese lines are spoon fed direct from the drama queennYou're no royalty, nYou're no royalty, nYou're no royalty, nYou're no royalty nIt's curtain call.