I enter, take my seat at the barOrder Hennessy straight up with a strawAdjust my person so my person looks goodLook at her, Look at her, Look at her--I look goodSlip out the benj, watchin the mens, bartend asks for 10'sDon't understand who I am apparentlyBut that's ok cuz I see someone kinda specialEspecially lookin at meBig brown eyes big brown chest tank top meshGold chains kinda freshHe checks, he flex, he steps, I guess I'm the WNBAWe got nextThe ill figure in the Hilfiger, 10 feet away, I'm about to parl-ayBut wait, what the hell is that, my eyes start to water, big hair falls flatNo need for intros, my nose has met you firstI gotta make a call, I think I lost my purseLets play doctor, I'm a be your nurseGive you a sponge bath disinfect you firstMy baby left me, left me all aloneThat's right I left you you should have known better than to wear that stinky cologneMy baby left me, left me all aloneDamn straight I left you, you should have known better than to wear that stinky cologneWhat's wrong C, yo what's wrong CIt's my gland, I think it's olfactoryI was walkin and talkin, knockin you rockin brew a perfumeAin't no stoppin Pepe le PeuWhere's my cleanin crew 'cause now this boo smells like youSincere, I gotta wash that man right outta my hairAtomizer traumatizer I'd advise ya wear a visor with a sign or little lighterSayin you'd be wiser to divide up me and my aroma geyser at the diner appetizersHurt incisors, insider tip-don't wear the shitMy baby left me, left me all aloneThat's right I left you you should have known better than to wear that stinky cologneMy baby left me, left me all aloneDamn straight I left you, you should have known better than to wear that stinky cologneThe moral of the story is this-You be sprayin this, you ain't playin thisLike Titanic ship, near, far, wherever you areI smell it, yo step away from the carHey Drakkar Noir, peace see ya laterYou rode my elevator, I breath like Darth VaderJust Be. For Eternity. While I Escape your CKB quicklyIf there's a cure for this, hell I want it, hell I want itAnd if there's a cure for this hell I need it, hell I need it
Lyrics by Princess Superstar
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