Stoned On Sesame Street
Adam Sandler

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet.

Kermit:
Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street.
I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked (bleeped) up. He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird:
Sure Kermit, today's letter is.........joint.

Kermit:
Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word.

Big Bird:
Sorry kids. Today's letter is....threeee!

Kermit:
Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number *chuckle*

Big Bird:
Exactly, the number three, which is how many joints I've smoked today.
Kermit....Are you with me?

Kermit:
God, I'm stoned!

Big Bird:
Me too.

*laughs*

Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.

Kermit:
Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say our ABC's Big Bird...

Big Bird:
OK...

Kermit and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C

Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.

Kermit:
Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??

Big Bird:
Yes I did.

Kermit:
Heh, Kramitt the frog here. OK, OK, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids.Today's show was brought to you by the letter ummm,

Big Bird:
Bong...

Kermit:
And the number......

Big Bird:
God, you're messed up...

Kermit:
Fuck you!!! (bleeped)
Kermit:
The number, Fuck you!! (bleeped)

*laughing*

Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids!

*music*
Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet

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Oh Mom... Operman Patch Song Pibb Goes Surfing Pibb Needs the Hot Rocks Pibb Takes the Mexican ATV Tour Pibb Tries the Skateboarding Pickin' Daisies Pickin' Daisies Piece Of Shit Car Pot Head Anthem Real Love Red Hooded Sweatshirt Respect Retarded Burger King Song Retarded Burger King Song Right Field Right Field Santa Song Santa Song Secret Sex Or Weight Lifting She Comes Home To Me She Comes Home To Me Sid & Alex Sid & Alex Somebody Kill Me Somebody Kill Me Stan the Man Steve Polychronopolous Steve Polychronopolous Summer Love Sun Tan Lotion Song Sweat Beatrice Sweet Beatrice Technical Foul Technical Foul Teenage Love On The Phone Teenage Love On The Phone Thanksgiving Song The Adventures Of The Cow The Adventures Of The Cow The Amazing Willy Wanker The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver The Beating Of A High School Janitor The Beating Of A High School Janitor The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher The Beating of a High School Science Teacher The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher The Beer Song The Boss and the Secretary The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions The Buffoon And The Valedictorian The Buffoon And The Valedictorian The Champion The Chanuka Song The Chanukah Song The Chanukah Song (ii) The Chanukah Song Part II The Chanukah Song Part III The Chanukah Song Pt. 3 The Chanukah Song, Part 3 The Cheerleader The Cheerleader The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman The Goat The Goat The Goat Song The Grandma Song The Hannukah Oing The Hanukkah Song The Hypnotist The Hypnotist The Kangaroo Song The lone some kicker The Lonesome Kicker The Longest Pee The Longest Pee The Mayor of Pussytown The Mule Session The New Chanukah Song The Peeper The Peeper The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie The Respect Chant The Taliban Can The Taliban Can The thanks giving song The Thanksgiving Song The Thanksgiving Song The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler Three Cheers For Ottawa (Go Leafs Go) Three Cheers For Ottawa (Go Leafs Go) Toll Booth Willie Toll Booth Willie Voodoo Welcome My Son Welcome My Son What The Hell Happened To Me What The Hell Happened To Me? 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