Yehsu Beelzeebobs he was a real bad man.
He had the finest ladies from New York to Osaka, Japan. Yehsu Beelzeebobs he was a real sad man. He blew his bailout bonus money on cigars and whores and pork and then he found his very hungry self needed something more. Just a little teenybopper seventeen years old (just a little teenybobber seventeen and you can’t stop her) With big doe eyes of baby blue and hair of Saxon gold (big doe eyes of baby blue and hair of golden Saxon flaxen) Make this score. Do, do it right! Make this score. You’ll score tonight! When she does her jumps and splits she makes me feel so fine (when she does her jumps and split it makes me want to squeeze her tits) Yehsu drinks his flask of gin and stares at her behind (staring at her little tushy dreaming that its soft and cushy) Yehsu Beelzeebobs he was a real bad man and his business partner was Big Billy Nauluv. Yehsu Beelzeebobs he was a real sad man and he put it into little Bedsy Nauxluv. She was his business partners daughter. What was he thinking? Must have been drinkin’! Well when I found out, what could I do? I had to choke that Motherfucker till his face turned blue. I had to squeeze all the life out of Yehsu’s head and in less than three minutes Beezeebobs was dead. Body disposal. What can I do? I know, I’ll cook me up a special batch of Beelzeebobs stew. The flavor of flesh I never had it before but now that I’ve had some I think I needs me some more. My sweet tender Bedsy, she saw it all. I better catch that little dumpling ‘for she gets down the hall…Come back Bedsy…