Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this son
Bart: Not bloody likely
Homer: No It's true. You know when I was a boy a really wanted a catchers mit but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath and passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor's thought I may have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories
Bart: Look can I please go to the movie?
Homer: I know my punishment might seem a little harsh. But I can't go back on it. You're welcome to watch anything you want on TV.
Bart: TV Sucks!