Well, once I heard some people say, If you gotta travelThere's just one way, you gotta leave the ground, gotta goThrough the air, gotta find a pilot and pay your fareYou gotta sail through the sky in other words, you gotta flyYes, statistics show it's the way to goWell, it's safer than your car, you knowIt's safer than your home, safer than your streetAbout the safes place to put your feetStatistics don't lie, but statistics don't die, eitherWell, once I heard Bob Dylan sayYou gotta take a train, it's the only wayWell, nothin' ever happens to trains at allThere was just one accident he could recallA plane crashed into itPeople flying in all directions, thenOne day when the sky was blueI boarded a plane and off we flewLooked out the window, insurance in my handJust like Columbus searching searching for landSwearin' I'd never fly again, just like the last timeThen one of the stewardesses ambled byAnd suddenly I wasn't afraid to dieShe brought me coffee, pillows and teaSaid, You're as safe as you can beSaid there's nothing to worry aboutThen she flew out the doorSomebody forgot to close rightThe plane kept going higher and higherI could swear both the wings were on fireSo I opened the cockpit doorAnd the pilot was layin' on the floorWith the other stewardessShe said, Fly now and pay laterThen the plane dropped down about a mile or twoShe lurched about, I swore I was throughMy stomach was heavin' it was tied in a knotLittle paper bag was all I gotThat's the bag I'm in, pilot said we hit an air pocketMust've been a pocket with an awful big hole in itWell, at last the trip was near the endThe airport was comin' round the bendBut all my anxious eyes could seeWas a thousand planes in the vicinityThey was landin' and leavin' and wavin' at each otherWing to win and brother to brotherThe pilot was swearin' and swervin' aroundBut he said, Don't worry, we haveRadar somewhere on the groundI wasn't worried I was crawlin' up the aisleScreamin', Jesus SavesThe trip didn't do me too much harmBut I did spend a year on the happy-farmThey couldn't understand why I kissed the groundChewed the concrete and swallowed it downSure tasted good like La Guardia dirt should
Lyrics by Phil Ochs
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