Stayed out about two hours too latenAnd now it's hard gettin' out of this bednMan, my boyfriend was a pain in the butt last nightnNow he's an ache in my headnStubbed my toe on the dresser, and I guessnIt's too late to shower and do my hairnnYeah, throw a bun cap onnHell, half the day is gonenAnd nothin' else could go wrong, whoa, ohnFifty bucks is all I gotnWhen times are tough, it's time to shopnAnd my credit card'll buy a lot, whoa, ohnWhat's another bill to pay?nIt's that kind of daynHey, hey, hey, yeahnnGot twenty-six messages on my voice mailnAnd I've only called my best friend backnAnd I told her: When it comes to my life these daysnI'm somewhere between a cry an' a laugh.nShe said my Mom just called hernAnd said I look like I've gained five poundsnnHo, oh, slip into my fat jeansnOverdose on mint ice-creamnTreat the day just like a dream, whoa, ohnHope I see someone I knownAnd I'll smile and put on a shownSay I got somewhere to go, whoa, ohnEveryone's got something to saynIt's that kind of daynHey, hey, hey, yeahnHey, hey, hey, woonnStandin' still on the interstatenAnd I swear some old ladynJust flipped me the birdnDid she just flip me the bird?nnHa ha, it's gotta go up from herenToday is gonna disappearnAnd nothing's gonna interfere, whoa, ohnGonna buy myself some flowersnAnd then spend a couple a-hoursnTalkin' to my higher power, whoa, ohnAsk Him why life's this wayn(Ask Him why)nYeah, I'm gonna ask Him why my life's this wayn(Why's my life this way?)nThere's just no tellin' what He's gonna saynOh, it's just that kind of daynnHey, hey, hey, yeahnHey, yeah, yeah, yeah-anHey, yeah, yeah, yeah-anYeah, oh yeah, yeah