I love a feller and he loves menBut his mind has got a very strange twist.nI hesitate to introduce him to my friends.nIn fact I'm thinking of introducing him to a psychoanalyst.nnHe keeps telling me he doesn't like my hat.nThe brim's a little grim.nThe crown's a little flat.nBut just let anybody else mention thatnAnd he'll yell and he'll hollar and he'll double up his fists, break your arm, black your eye, knock you down!nAnd for seven miles around you can hear the man insist, it's the prettiest hat in town.nnOh he keeps telling me my dancing's out of whack.nMy waltz is full of faults,nMy rumba's off the track.nBut just let anybody else make a cracknAnd he'll yell and he'll hollar and he'll double up his fists, break your arm, black your eye, knock you down!nAnd for seven miles around you can hear the man insist it's the fanciest dancing in town.nnThat's loyalty.nA little peculiar,nBut it's loyalty.nHe figures it this way.nHe can treat me like dirt,nBut you better treat me like royalty.nOr he'll yell and he'll hollar and he'll double up his fists, break your arm, black your eye, knock you down.nAnd it really is immense how he comes to my defense if you even so much as frown.nnI keep telling him I'm doing the best I can,nBut he's got me on the pannSaying my girdle shows, and powder your nose, and straighten your hose, and heaven only knows!nHe'll yell and he'll hollar and a doll, a drool, a daisy, a dream, a ding dong delicacy, a moment so cream, according to him,nI'm just the loveliest gal in town!nn-Miss Hutton will be back in just a moment.-nnThat's the story right there!nThe loveliest gal in town!